What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
Poultrygiest
Loading...When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
What did the hacker do on his day off?
He went phishing!
Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minisoda
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato Paste!
Why is it difficult for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
Because he’s always gets lost at “C”
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowton.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
“Give me my quarterback!”
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A Slipper.
what happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A Stick!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
Because he couldn’t find a Date!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
Just got a job as senior director at Old McDonalds Farm..
I’m now the CIEIO
Whenever I’m sad I just check my blood donor ID card?
It always says B positive.
I always remind my kids to stay in school.
But they keep coming back.
I heard my son say his first words to me today…
“Where have you been in the past 20 years?”
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes…
…but they’re a solid number two.
What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A duck with the hiccups
What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A firequacker!
What do you call two ducks and a cow?
Quackers and Milk.
“Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding: “Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.”
“Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.
“No,” replies Heisenberg, “but I know exactly where I am!”
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
(4.86 out of 5)