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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline become apparent.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When its fully groan

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Is your refrigerator running?

Because I may vote for it in the next election!

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My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction.

Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

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There was a one legged man at the ATM this morning..

He was checking his balance

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How many apples grow on trees?

All of them

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What did mommy toothbrush say to her son when he was bullied at school?

“Just brush it off!”

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for Fresh Prints.

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A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket…

I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.

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Where did the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up…

…but this morning it’s just water under the fridge

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Show him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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I saw a theatre production about puns recently

It was a play on words

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Does anyone know where I can go to hangout and meet people?

I’m asking for a friend.

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What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.

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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere

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I’m terrified of elevators

I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them

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Have you heard of that new band 1023MB?

They’re good but they haven’t gotten to a gig yet.

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Last night I had a dream about Legos

I’m trying to figure out what it means but I just can’t put it together.

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I tired to sue the airport for losing my luggage

Sadly I lost my case

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I just watched a program about beavers

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen

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I’ve started eating my meals from scales instead of a plate…

I’m aiming for a well balanced diet.

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Did you hear about the new school for deaf children?

Apparently it has all the bells and whistles.

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