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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?

Because he couldn’t find a Date!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

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Just got a job as senior director at Old McDonalds Farm..

I’m now the CIEIO

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Whenever I’m sad I just check my blood donor ID card?

It always says B positive.

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I always remind my kids to stay in school.

But they keep coming back.

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I heard my son say his first words to me today…

“Where have you been in the past 20 years?”

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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes…

…but they’re a solid number two.

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What says “Quick, Quick!”?

A duck with the hiccups

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What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

A firequacker!

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What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and Milk.

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“Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding: “Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.”

“Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.

“No,” replies Heisenberg, “but I know exactly where I am!”

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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How do scientists keep their breath fresh?

With experi-mints.

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Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn’t concentrate

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A carton of yogurt walk into a bar. The barman says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here!”

The yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why? I’m cultured.”

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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what do you call young dogs that come in from the snow?

Slush puppies

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How much to kettle drums cost?

Ten pennies

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on it’s own?

It was two tired.

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I once accidentally sat down on a sheet of glass

It was a massive pane in my ass

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why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike

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What did baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where’s popcorn?

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A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car.

The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.”

The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?”

The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go!”

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What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?

Reboot

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