Tiki Humor

he Greek says “We built the Parthenon.” the Italian says “We build the Colosseum.” The Greek says “We came up with advanced Mathematics” The Italian says “We made the Roman Empire.” The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. “We invented sex.” The Italian replies “True, true, I can’t argue with that, but we thought of having it with women.”

Are parked on a gravel road when they see the Sheriff pull in behind them. The passenger starts to panic but the driver says “It’s cool man, just chug your beer, rip off the label, stick it on your forehead, and stash the bottle under the seat.” So the sheriff gets to the truck door and sees 2 drunks with Budweiser labels on their faces. He cocks his brow inquisitively and says “You boys ain’t been drinkin, have you?”. The driver beams a smile, points to his his forehead and says “Oh no officer, we’re on the patch”.

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one’s arm was too short to reach.

And she was just slowly caressing his dick lovingly. He asked if he could get dressed and she begged for a few more minutes. Feeling proud of himself he asked why his tool was so amazing and she said “I love holding cocks and miss it dearly since I had mine taken off”

6:30… hands down

None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

Full.

She was taking god’s name in vein.

A mathematician and his partner go to a restaurant one Sunday lunchtime. The waiter comes over and takes the mathematician’s order: -
‘I’d like one chicken breast, 10 roast potatoes, 100 baby carrots and 1,000 peas, please’ he requests.
‘Why sir!’ Exclaimed the waiter. ‘That’s an order of magnitude!’

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

A leotard

well.

Run like hell! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

He drank coffee before it was cool

You can at least change the dirtbag on the vacuum.