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A young entrepreneur once asked a wealthy elderly man how he got his wealth.

A young entrepreneur once asked a wealthy elderly man how he got his wealth. The old man sat back in his chair and pondered for a moment. “Back in the great depression, when I was just a young boy, I found a nickle. With that nickle, I went to market and bought myself an apple. I shined it up, and sold it for a dime. The next day, I bought 2 apples, and shined them up and sold them each for a dime. Then, my uncle died and I inherited a million dollars.”

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