Anything you say will be held against you at Tiki Humor

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. She tells the man,
â€œSir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.â€The drunk replies, â€œTits.â€
– Wed Feb 4 Â« Lefturnâ€™s Funny Shit

Written by tiki god

February 4th, 2009 at 10:40 am

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

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