Second Place Sucks
A small company teeters on the edge of bankruptcy and so the owner summons his two-man sales force into his office.
“Things aren’t going too well, guys,†he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.â€
“What does the loser get?†asked one of the salesmen.
The owner looked at both men and said, “The loser gets to give it.â€
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…
Written by tiki god
February 13th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)
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