Eye Test at Tiki Humor

A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.
The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: Can you read the bottom line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the center line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the large top line?
Girl: No.
Doctor (getting frustrated): Can you even see the chart?
Girl: No.
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants.
Doctor: Can you see this?
Girl: Of course!
Doctor: Well, thereâ€™s your problem – youâ€™re cock-eyed! — Sun Feb 22 Â« Lefturnâ€™s Funny Shit

Written by tiki god

February 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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