Tiki Humor

Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter, seeing that her Mom was lonely, repeatedly urged her to start dating. On her daughter’s advice Karen finally went on a blind date.

After dating for just six weeks Karen and her new boyfriend fell in love. Eager to move the relationship to the next level he asked her to join him for a weekend at his cabin by the lake.

Their first night there, she undressed and stood nude in front of him except for a pair of black lacy panties.

“Why the black panties?” he asked.

“My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.”

He knew he wasn’t getting lucky that night, so he kindly suggested they just go to bed. The following night saw the same scenario. There she stood wearing her black panties. Without saying a word he took off all his clothes. He was naked except for a black condom that he had on.

She looked at him and asked curiously, “What’s with the black condom?”

“I would like to offer my deepest condolences”, he replied.
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…