Tiki Humor

A man goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila. The bartender looks on as the guy downs one after another.

As he slams the 10th one, the bartender says, “I don’t think you should be drinking those so fast.”

“You would if you had what I have,” the man says, throwing back number 11.

“Well, what is it you have?”

The man throws back his last shot and says, “Fifty cents.”
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…