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12 shots of tequila

A man goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila. The bartender looks on as the guy downs one after another.

As he slams the 10th one, the bartender says, I don’t think you should be drinking those so fast.

You would if you had what I have, the man says, throwing back number 11.

Well, what is it you have?

The man throws back his last shot and says, Fifty cents.

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