Being An Egg Ain’t Easy
5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
Written by tiki god
February 28th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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