Tiki Humor

Jesus is watching you

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, Jesus is watching you.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, Jesus is watching you.

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?  he hissed at the parrot Yep, the parrot confessed, then squawked, I’m just trying to warn you.

The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?

Moses,  replied the bird. Moses? the burglar laughed.

What kind of people would name a bird Moses?

The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with


Top Rated Jokes Most Rated Jokes Recent Posts

alcohol Animals Bestiality blondes Boobs Cars Cats Cheating computers conservatives Cops divorce Doctors dogs Fashion Food gambling Gay Irish jay leno Kids lawyers Marriage Masturbation Men Michael Jackson Midgets Military Money old ladies oral sex pedophiles Penises Politics Pregnancy Prostitutes racist rednecks Religion Science Sex sexist Sports Walks Into A Bar... Women