Some Bad News and Some VERY Bad News at Tiki Humor

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! Thatâ€™s terrible! What could be worse? Whatâ€™s the very bad news?

Doctor: Iâ€™ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Written by tiki god

March 1st, 2009 at 8:26 pm

(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)

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