Tiki Humor

A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, “How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?”Mrs. Stone answered, “Well, he’s a little behind with the pills, but he’s about six months ahead with the whiskey.”
– Sun April 19 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit