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“Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?”

“Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?”

“How old are you now?”

“Forty.”

“Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?”

“No. I don’t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven’t
any vices.”

“Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?”

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