Tiki Humor

Wishing to give his Scotch steward a treat a man invited him to London,
and on the night after his arrival took him to a hotel to dine. During
the early part of the dinner the steward was noticed to help himself
very liberally to the champagne, glass after glass of the wine
disappearing. Still he seemed very downhearted and morose. Presently he
was heard to remark, “Well, I hope they’ll not be very long wi’ the
whisky, as I dinna get on verra weel wi’ these mineral waters.”