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The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s
birthday, and since they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note,
romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend’s younger sister, he went to Nordstom
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties
for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the
sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without cheking
the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his girlfriend
with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you were
not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. If it
had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the
long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but
the lady I bought them from showed me the pair
she had been wearing for the past three weeks. They
were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and
they looked really good.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the
first time, as no doubt, other hands will come in contact
with them before I get the chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them as
they will naturally be damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the year. I hope you
will wear them Friday night.

With love,
From your

The latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little fur showing.

Written by Tiki God

January 12th, 2018 at 8:00 am

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