Tiki Humor

# My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

# I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction.

# Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don’t have.

# The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it hit me.

# In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

# The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

# An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my truck and vanished.

# I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.

# The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go–so I ran over him.

# I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

# I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

# The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

# A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

# I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

# A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.