Tiki Humor

She Wants On Top!

Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.

Angelina says, “Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he’always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he’s a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore.”

The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi.

“Giuseppi, isa dis true? You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?”

Giuseppi says, “Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she’sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go’sa back to when I’ma young boy. My poppa, he’sa very smarta man. I always follow ev’ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, ‘Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw
up.”