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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl haughtily says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you.” The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.” — Fri Dec 26 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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Written by tiki god

February 21st, 2009 at 8:32 pm

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