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Would you like to dance?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, Would you like to dance?  The girl haughtily says, I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you.  The guy says, I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.  — Fri Dec 26 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit


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February 21st, 2009 at 8:32 pm

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