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Would you like to dance?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, Would you like to dance?

The girl haughtily says, I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you.

The guy says, I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.

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