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It was at a party and the host was getting worried

because there were too many people and not enough

refreshments.

She was sure that not all these people were invited

but did not know how to tell which ones were the

crashers. Then the husband got an idea.

He turned to the crowd and said, ‘Will those who are

from the bride’s side of the family stand up please?’

About twenty people stood up.

Then he asked, ‘Will those of you who are from the

groom’s side of the family stand up as well?’

About twenty five people stood up.

Then he smiled and said, ‘Will all those who stood up

please leave, this is a birthday party!’.

via Daily Snacks for your Caffeine Break: GATE CRASHERS.

Written by tiki god

December 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm

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