Tiki Humor

A man comes home one day and sits down the cough with a thud. He bellows to his wife to bring him a beer. She comes out with a can in her hand. He says, “In a glass you wench.” She leaves and returns with a glass of beer. He takes the beer without saying anything. She says, “I could have poisoned that.” He looks at his wife and says,”And I would drink it anyway.”