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why brides wear white

The curate of a large and fashionable church was endeavoring to teach the significance of white to a Sunday-school class. “Why,” said he, “does a bride invariably desire to be clothed in white at her marriage?” As no one answered, he explained. “White,” said he, “stands for joy, and the wedding-day is the most joyous occasion of a woman’s life.” A small boy queried, “Why do the men all wear black?”

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