I have to quit masturbating at Tiki Humor

Today I was getting an examination and the doctor said that I’m going to have to quit masturbating

I asked why and he said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

via I have to quit masturbating.

Written by tiki god

March 1st, 2010 at 10:54 am

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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