Tiki Humor

Thirteen year old Mike came running out of a strip show where he had just seen a stripper in action. “Why are you in such a hurry?” asked the manager. The young man skidded to a stop and replied excitedly, “My mother told me that if I ever looked at anything bad I would turn to stone, and think I have just fuck’n started!”
– Tues Jan 6 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit