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You gonna get laid

A woman walks into the bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says to her, “Damn, you are totally gonna get laid tonight.”

The lady responds, “Wow, thanks. Is it because of something I’m wearing?”

The bartenders says, “No, it’s because I’m stronger than you.”

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