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Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date

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WASHINGTON ”In an alarming development with wide-reaching implications for America’s safety, Department of Homeland Security head Michael Chertoff and CIA Director Michael Hayden issued a joint report Monday warning that the next 9/11 could in fact occur on a different date.

The report, based on intelligence gathered by field-agents, found that a future 9/11 might take place on an entirely new month and day, including 4/24, 6/13, or even 10/12. According to the report, the nation could realistically find itself in the midst of a 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/14 situation in the months to come.

8/28, 6/19, and 11/7 were also cited as possible 9/11s.
Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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February 9th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

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