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What would you do if I won the Lottery?

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A husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lottery?”She says, “I’d take half, then leave you.”“Excellent,” he replies,“I won $10 , here’s$£5 – now Fuck off!”

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Written by tiki god

July 26th, 2010 at 7:01 pm

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