Out of nowhere, a vampire jumps out into the middle of the road at Tiki Humor

Two nuns are driving down a country road in England in the middle of the night. Out of nowhere, a vampire jumps out into the middle of the road.

The vampire bares its fangs at the petrified nuns, who are now stopped just feet from the hissing vampire.

One nun says to the other, 'Quick, show him your cross', and the other nun leans out the window and yells, “GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU TOOTHY GIT ”

via reddit.

Written by tiki god

August 13th, 2010 at 8:25 am

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Posted in Jokes

Tagged with nuns, vampires

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