A pirate walks into a bar… at Tiki Humor

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, â€œDo you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?â€

The pirate replies â€œAy, itâ€™s driven me nuts.â€
– DeadDog Â» DeadDog Archive Â» Pirate Humor

Written by tiki god

February 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

(11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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