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Why did the computer cross the road?

To get a byte to eat!

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I always heat up my Thanksgiving Leftovers

I quit cold turkey a long time ago

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

Impasta

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What is it called when a chickpea is killed?

Hummicide

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Why couldn’t the grape help his friend move into his new house?

“Because he was in a jam
Which wouldn’t be bad, but all the grapes that DID help just whined the whole time.”

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How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line…

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Why do ghosts enjoy riding in elevators?

It lifts their spirits

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARRRR, but nay, his first love be the CEEEEE

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Two fish are in a tank ….

… one turns to the other and says, “do you know how to drive this thing?

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

One byte at a time

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

Poultrygiest

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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did the hacker do on his day off?

He went phishing!

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Which state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

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How do you repair a broken tomato?

Tomato Paste!

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Why is it difficult for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

Because he’s always gets lost at “C”

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowton.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

“Give me my quarterback!”

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A Slipper.

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what happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A Stick!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?

Because he couldn’t find a Date!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

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