Tiki Humor

It has been announced that Jacko will not be buried or cremated. Due to his high content of plastic he is scheduled to get recycled and made into toys, so just for a change the kids will get to play with HIM !!

Michael Jackson’s dates in London have been cancelled. They are James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)

McDonalds are bringing out a new burger called the McJackson. It’s 50yr old meat stuffed inside 12yr old buns.

michael jason didnt suffer a heart attack!!! He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning……he was eating 12 year old nuts

A pompous Scottish laird met a farmer one morning, and observed:

“Well, Sandy, you’re getting very bent. Why don’t you stand up straight,
like me?”

“Eh, mon,” replied Sandy, “d’ye see yon field of corn?”

“I do,” said the laird.

“Ah, weel,” said Sandy, “ye’ll notice that the full heids hang down, an’
that the empty yins stand up.”

The maiden of, er–forty or so, was much upset.

Quoth she to a younger friend:

“Kate talks so outrageously. Yesterday she actually told me I was
nothing but a hopeless old maid.”

“That’s pretty frank!” exclaimed the friend.

“Yes; wasn’t it unladylike of her?”

“It certainly was rude,” agreed the other. “Still, it’s better than
having her tell lies about you.”

During an exciting game of football a player had two fingers of his
right hand badly smashed, and on his way home from the ground he dropped
into the doctor’s to have them attended to.

“Doctor,” he asked, anxiously. “When this hand of mine heals, will I be
able to play the piano?”

“Certainly you will,” the doctor assured him.

“Then you’re a wonder, doctor. I never could before.”

“Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?” demanded
the boss angrily.

“It’s like this, boss,” explained the tardy one; “you kept telling me
not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn’t watch
it at home either.”

_Tommy:_ “What’s an echo, pa?”

_Pa:_ “An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of
the last word.”