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Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives?

For shits and giggles.

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I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs…

I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs…

“Really?” she said, “Go on then…try.” After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded “Come on, what day was I born?” “Yesterday.” I replied.

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A bear goes into a bar

A bear goes into a bar, sits down and immediately mauls to death and devours the woman on the stool next to him. he then calmly orders a beer

bartender: “sorry, we don’t serve drug users in here” bear: “but I don’t do drugs” bartender: “what about that barbitchyouate”

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