Tiki Humor

What says “Quick, Quick!”?

A duck with the hiccups

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?

A firequacker!

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and Milk.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

“Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding: “Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.”

“Do you know how fast you were going?” the police officer asks, incredulously.

“No,” replies Heisenberg, “but I know exactly where I am!”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,