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What do you call fake spaghetti?

Impasta

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What is it called when a chickpea is killed?

Hummicide

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Why couldn’t the grape help his friend move into his new house?

“Because he was in a jam
Which wouldn’t be bad, but all the grapes that DID help just whined the whole time.”

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How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line…

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Why do ghosts enjoy riding in elevators?

It lifts their spirits

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARRRR, but nay, his first love be the CEEEEE

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