Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek. I’ll be it!” The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. “One… Two… Three…” Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide, but Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square on the ground. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, “Ready or not, here I come!” Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him.

He says, “I found you, Newton!” Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”

Ten tickles.

he Greek says “We built the Parthenon.” the Italian says “We build the Colosseum.” The Greek says “We came up with advanced Mathematics” The Italian says “We made the Roman Empire.” The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. “We invented sex.” The Italian replies “True, true, I can’t argue with that, but we thought of having it with women.”

Are parked on a gravel road when they see the Sheriff pull in behind them. The passenger starts to panic but the driver says “It’s cool man, just chug your beer, rip off the label, stick it on your forehead, and stash the bottle under the seat.” So the sheriff gets to the truck door and sees 2 drunks with Budweiser labels on their faces. He cocks his brow inquisitively and says “You boys ain’t been drinkin, have you?”. The driver beams a smile, points to his his forehead and says “Oh no officer, we’re on the patch”.

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one’s arm was too short to reach.

And she was just slowly caressing his dick lovingly. He asked if he could get dressed and she begged for a few more minutes. Feeling proud of himself he asked why his tool was so amazing and she said “I love holding cocks and miss it dearly since I had mine taken off”

6:30… hands down

None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

Full.

She was taking god’s name in vein.