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Leroy…

A woman who has recently moved to a new area goes into the local welfare office to meet her now case worker. All is going well, her case for welfare is pretty solid, but then the worker notices something a bit off.
He asks the woman, “Excuse me ma’am, but according to this you have fourteen sons. Is this true?”
“Mmm-hmm. They’s my boys.”
“Well yes ma’am, I understand that, but why are all fourteen of them named ‘Leroy.’”
“Well that just makes it easier for me. Whenever I wants my boys to come for breakfast, I jus’ yell ‘LEEROY!’ and all my boys come running. Whenever I wants my boys to come for a bath, I jus’ yell out ‘LEEEROY!’ and all my boys come a’running.”
“Well then, ma’am,” says the worker, “I guess that makes sense to me, but what do you do if you want to talk to just one of your sons?”
“Oh, I jus’ call him by ‘is last name.”

 

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May 11th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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I organized a threesome last night

There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a great time.

 

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May 10th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Between Two Firms With James Franco | The Lonely Island – Spring Break Anthem

was that edward norton?

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May 9th, 2013 at 10:02 am

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent.

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May 9th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

 

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May 8th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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So I poured my root beer into a square glass…

now I just have beer

 

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May 7th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

 

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May 6th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Taking a taxi home…

One night, a man went out drinking with his friends. After having several drinks, he decided it was time to go home, but he knew that if he were to get pulled over, he would most certainly go to jail; so he decided to take a taxi home, good thing too, for on his way home, he passed through a DUI roadblock. Since he was in a Taxi, the police officers waved him on through. He eventually arrived home safely without a hitch, but when he woke up the next morning and walked outside, he wondered what in the hell he was going to do with the taxi!

 

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May 5th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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ze butts

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May 4th, 2013 at 8:00 am

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beach butt

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May 3rd, 2013 at 8:00 am

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what mormon actually believe

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[url=http://trusttheraccoon.blogspot.com/2012/11/hello-fellow-readers.html]hope the code works on this tiki[/url]

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May 2nd, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Bubba Feets is terrible

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May 1st, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Portal 2 – Perpetual Testing Initiative – 25 Minutes of Cave Johnson

was going to just check it out for a couple minutes but ended up listening to the whole thing at once, this is some truly humorous stuff here.

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May 1st, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Best Street Guitar Player

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May 1st, 2013 at 7:00 am

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Borderlands 2 – Paper Planes

I’ve always had a problem with the “pew pew pew, ching ching ching” in the original song, it sounded too forced and too cartoonie, but that works well in conjunction with Borderlands 2 visuals and sounds. This version is better than the original in my humble opinion.

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April 30th, 2013 at 1:56 pm

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