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Penguin’s Car

A penguin is driving his car across the country for his summer vacation. Suddenly, his car starts to make horrible noises. The penguin drives his ailing car into a roadside mechanic’s shop.

The mechanic tells the penguin that it will be about an hour until he can diagnose the problem. The penguin decides to kill the time by wandering over to a nearby mall.

He casually waddles through the mall, doing some window shopping. Then, he buys himself a vanilla ice cream cone to eat, since it’s such a hot day.

The Penguin starts to walk back to the shop, and while he eats his ice cream it drips all over his face and front.

As he enters the shop, the mechanic looks up from under the car’s hood and says to the Penguin, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

Embarrassed, the Penguin quickly says, “No, I swear it’s just ice cream!”

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Pregnancy Test

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work.

Honey, I have some really great news for you! she said.

Great, tell me what you’re so happy about! he replied.

I’m pregnant! she said.

He kissed her and told her, That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!

Then, she said, Oh honey, there’s more!

He asked, What do you mean, ˜more?’

She said, Well, we aren’t having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how he knew.

She said, Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!

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