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Man: Your honor, my wife never laughs at my Star Wars jokes…

Judge: Say no more, may divorce be with you!

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I first met your mother at the Farmer’s market. She was selling honey and bee’s wax candles.

Right away I knew she was a keeper.

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My son had a lot of alphabet soup today at school.

He came home and complained of vowel movements.

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How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings?

A buck an ear

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The first French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.

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Whats orange and sounds like parrot?

Carrot.

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What’s the point of having forearms…

…if I’ve only got two hands?

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In The Ark Hive

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

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what do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock!

Cowmedians?

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Mary had baby Jesus.

Jesus was the Lamb of God.

Therefore, Mary had a little lamb.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp.

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What type of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth?

A flossiraptor.

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Did you hear about the chameleon that coun’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfuntion!

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What’s the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

One’s really heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.

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what do you call a gator between two buildings?

An Alley Gator

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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?

Because they’re suckers!

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What do you call a vegetable that has escaped from prison?

Esca-peas

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What do vegan zombies eat?

Graaaaains.

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Why doesn’t Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax?

Because he makes so many brilliant deductions

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Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?

Because all the fans left.

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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One of them’s heavy and the others a little lighter.

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My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience

The second time let me down.

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