A woman made her first visit to a Gynecologist one day. She was incredibly nervous and the old, and very experienced, doctor could tell.
As he asked her to sit up on the bed and put her feet in the stirrups he saw her knees were shaking. The doctor asked “you seem a bit tense. Would you like some numbing?”
The girl was a bit embarrassed but very relieved and said “Oh yes please!”
The doctor rolled up his sleeves, shoved his face between her legs, and went “NUMANUMANUMANUMA”
They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.
A wet nose.
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None! They’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
The worst suicide she has ever seen