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Two weed dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?

A joint account.

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why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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A truck full of NyQuil crashed on the highway this morning.

The cops are saying there will be no congestion for eight hours.

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How do you feel after you eat pot brownies that aren’t quite done?

Half baked.

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She’s beyond repair..

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

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