http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.tikihumor.com/130/dictionary-for-womens-personal-ads/ http://www.tikihumor.com/130/dictionary-for-womens-personal-ads/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:25:50 +0000 hydrat3d http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=130 40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer

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