If you take only one Mormon he drinks all your beer.
Alabama politicians recently changed the legal drinking age in Alabama to 31.
Representatives from the state say they hope it will keep underage drinking out of high school
I met the love of my life on the internet. our first date went a fair bit better then theirs though. Do you have any fun internet dating stories?
…so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
The finest bourbon in the world comes from a single barrel. That’s the way Colonel Albert B. Blanton first bottled his private reserve bourbon nearly a century ago. Blanton believed the “center-cut” or middle sections of Warehouse H were the best for aging his bourbon. Personally tasting and choosing each barrel, these barrels were reserved and bottled for ambassadors, dignitaries, family and friends becoming the world’s first single barrel bourbon. His time honored tradition lives on today as only a handful of barrels from the center of Warehouse H are selected to become Blanton’s Single Barrel Bourbon.
Had some of the a couple weeks ago at a buddy’s batchelor party, and holy crap is it the most smooth, tasty Bourbon I’ve ever had in my entire damn life. It’s too expensive for casual drinking, but if you have the opportunity, I would HIGHLY suggest you try it.
via Blanton’s The Original Single-Barrel Bourbon.
Glass Tommy Gun 18-Inch Vase:
Add some mobster flair to any room of your home!
Holds 22oz of liquid.
This handsome Glass Tommy Gun is just the thing to give your home a little mobster hit man flair. Each 18-inch tall transparent glass gun holds approximately 22oz of liquid and comes with a cork in the end of the barrel. Makes a great vase, decanter or urn! Order yours today!
Looks like a nice shooter to me. Get it? Shooter? Cause it’s a gun, right?
buy it at Entertainment Earth
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.
“May I buy you a cocktail?”
“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”
“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
“No, they spread.”
via Naughty Bits