Tiki Humor

Women always say that giving birth is far more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say, “it might be nice to have another child”.

But you never hear a guy say: “I would like another kick in the nuts”.

How is the Pope like a Christmas Tree?
The balls are just for decoration.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ” something she seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ˜Why do you love doing that?’

˜Because,’ she replied, ˜I miss mine.’