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You Know You’re In Trouble When …

… Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

… Your suggestion box starts ticking.

… Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

… You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.

… The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.

… People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

… You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

… The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

Written by tiki god

February 6th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

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