Tiki Humor » barbie http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Divorce Barbie http://www.tikihumor.com/134/divorce-barbie/ http://www.tikihumor.com/134/divorce-barbie/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:08:57 +0000 hydrat3d http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=134 Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.

He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for 319.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.00″.

“So why is the Divorced Barbie £265.00 when all the others are only £19.95?” asks Ralph

“Well that’s obvious” says the saleswoman “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture….”

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