Tiki Humor

Presidential book dodge

“Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you’re trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you’re one president too late.” –David Letterman

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

The Best Of Intentions, The Worst Of Retentions

Customer: Hello?

Me: Hello ma’am, this is **** Bookstore. I’m calling to let you know the book you ordered has come in.

Customer: What? You’re who?

Me: This is **** Bookstore. You ordered a book from us and it’s here.

Customer: I ordered a book?

Me: Yes.

Customer: I don’t remember ordering anything.

Me: The order sticker says you ordered it last week. The title is Improving Your Memory.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 1.83 out of 5)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with