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someone wrote a book on clock fetishes

its about fucking time

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I ate a watch yesterday

It was very time consuming.

And… very filling…

Because, I had seconds

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s pretty time-consuming

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For her birthday, I got my wife a Tourette’s Alarm Clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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