Archive for the ‘computers’ tag
Parity Error
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ...A byte walk into a bar and orders a stiff drink. The bartender asks, “Whats the matter?”
“Parity Error.” Replies the byte.
Then the bartender says, “Yeah, you looked a bit off”.
Women, the best freaking firewall in the world
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
Password Problems
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.
“Whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”