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April 13th, 2013 at 2:51 pm

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so trump had a melt down on twitter

proof that even millionaires get drunk and post shit they regret on twitter.

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November 9th, 2012 at 4:17 am

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so trump had a melt down on twitter

proof that even millionaires get drunk and post shit they regret on twitter.

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November 9th, 2012 at 4:17 am

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Photoshop Commercial « Bits and Pieces

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October 6th, 2012 at 8:48 pm

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The Browser You STILL Love to Hate

the problem of course is that IE is still a completely 100% shit browser. Use Firefox, or Chrome if you’re a fucking idiot.

Only fucking fucktards use IE. no matter what the version.

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April 21st, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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Install Gentoo

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April 1st, 2012 at 7:00 am

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Amazing Grace Demonstrates the Nanosecond

I had no idea that a nanosecond was so damn large!

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March 8th, 2012 at 10:00 am

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A flag no more: Microsoft unveils new Windows logo

The multicolored Windows flag is no more. Windows 8 will do away with the wavy Windows logo that Microsoft has used in one form or another for the last 20 years, and replace it with a logo that’s, well, a window.

I’ve really only known the Windows “Flag” logo, I was 12 when it first came out and I was still a wee little nerdling and hadn’t gotten my first ‘real’ computer yet.

via ArsTechnica.

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February 20th, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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Future hipsters

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February 12th, 2012 at 9:00 am

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Internet love song

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February 12th, 2012 at 8:00 am

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Amazon might open its own retail stores?

Pinch yourself if this sounds crazy. Amazon, the world’s undisputed online retail champ is said to be considering a move into retail with a pilot store in Seattle that’ll focus primarily on selling the Kindle e-readers and Kindle Fire tablet alongside exclusively published books and e-books.

I would totally shop at an amazon store.  They could even use them as pickup/drop off locations, which I would also use.

via DVICE

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February 8th, 2012 at 11:39 am

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‘BreathalEyes’ app

There’s been a lot of talk about driving drunk on here, and now there’s a new way to avoid it! Since, it seems people are more apt to listen to an app than they are to another person, it’s probably a good thing that there’s now an iPhone app that tells you if you’re too drunk to drive.

I know when I’m too drunk to drive, it’s every time I drink, because I don’t have just one drink man, wtf is that about, no, I”ll have a couple dozen.

via DVICE.

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February 7th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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Parity Error

A byte walk into a bar and orders a stiff drink. The bartender asks, “Whats the matter?”

“Parity Error.” Replies the byte.

Then the bartender says, “Yeah, you looked a bit off”.

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May 11th, 2010 at 8:00 am

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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.

3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.

4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

via Women, the best freaking firewall in the world : funny.

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January 27th, 2010 at 12:51 pm

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Password Problems

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.

“Whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”

“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

DeadDog -» DeadDog Archive -» Password Problems

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March 4th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

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