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Being An Egg Ain’t Easy

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5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

Written by tiki god

February 28th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

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