Tiki Humor » erections http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:53:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Being An Egg Ain’t Easy http://www.tikihumor.com/24/being-an-egg-ain%e2%80%99t-easy/ http://www.tikihumor.com/24/being-an-egg-ain%e2%80%99t-easy/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:08:07 +0000 tiki god http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=24 5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

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