Tiki Humor

But why? Why?! BECAUSE YOU CAN.

http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/2012/2/24/picatinny-rail-battle-mug-brings-the-assault-rifle-to-your-c.html

Available “for a limited time only” with purchase of one of Sonic’s Wacky Pack Kids’ Meals, these “Super Tots” come in 10 varieties: Superman, Clark Kent, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, Flash, Hawkgirl, Aquaman, Supergirl, Bizarro, and Plastic Man

via Robot 6

I would cross my proton accelerator streams any day of the week for a cake like this. This awesomely built Ghostbusters cake is loaded up with marshmallows and of course Somerville, MA’s very own… FLUFF. Read on to see more pics of the big guy being sliced into.

via Obvious Winner.

I would love to drink what he’s ordering.

http://bitsandpieces.us/2012/02/11/hayseed-dixie-she-was-skinny-when-i-met-her/

I’m sure you remember the pictures, now here’s the video

Whether you’re making a treat for your family or hosting a science-fiction themed party, this sturdy tray lets you capture ice, chocolate, JELL-O, or other treats in the unique shape of the Xenomorph’s face hugger eggs. Don’t worry though, these won’t hatch! Durable, heat and cold resistant, and oven and microwave safe, the Egg Pod tray is great for baking or freezing! Each green tray has molds for one large Alien egg pod and four small ones, and it comes packaged in a vinyl poly bag with unique art.

via Entertainment Earth.

5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.