Tiki Humor » fraud http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 You Know You’re In Trouble When … http://www.tikihumor.com/10/you-know-you%e2%80%99re-in-trouble-when-%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tikihumor.com/10/you-know-you%e2%80%99re-in-trouble-when-%e2%80%a6/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:48:15 +0000 tiki god http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=10 You Know You’re In Trouble When …

… Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

… Your suggestion box starts ticking.

… Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

… You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.

… The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.

… People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

… You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

… The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

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