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Economy

You know how bad the economy is?

This week, Exxon Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Economy

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One-third of all Americans

The number of Americans who are obese now outnumber the number of Americans who are merely overweight. One-third of all Americans are obese.

You know what that means? One out of every three people is three people.

– Jay Leno

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Historic Election

Former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever.

Black Republicans said they were thrilled both of them.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Historic Election

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Barackberry

 

After lots of discussions with the Secret Service, President Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry. It’s a special Blackberry built just for him; they are calling it a Barackberry.

It doesn’t even have a battery  it runs entirely on hope.

– Jay Leno

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Executive Closure of Gitmo

President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year.

Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.

– Jay Leno
DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Executive Order

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