Archive for the ‘jay leno’ tag
Economy
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Loading ...You know how bad the economy is?
This week, Exxon Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen.
– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Economy
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Street Anniversary
(13 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5) Loading ...“Sesame Street†is 39 years old this week.
Who would have guessed 39 years ago, “Sesame Street†would still be going strong and Wall Street would wind up getting canceled?
- Jay Leno
One-third of all Americans
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The number of Americans who are obese now outnumber the number of Americans who are merely overweight. One-third of all Americans are obese.
You know what that means? One out of every three people is three people.
- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Big Numbers
Historic Election
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever.
Black Republicans said they were thrilled … both of them.
– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Historic Election
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Barackberry
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After lots of discussions with the Secret Service, President Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry. It’s a special Blackberry built just for him; they are calling it a Barackberry.It doesn’t even have a battery … it runs entirely on hope.
– Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Barackberry
Executive Closure of Gitmo
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year.
Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.
- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Executive Order