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Economy

You know how bad the economy is?

This week, Exxon Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Economy

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February 26th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

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Street Anniversary

Sesame Street  is 39 years old this week.

Who would have guessed 39 years ago, Sesame Street  would still be going strong and Wall Street would wind up getting canceled?

- Jay Leno

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February 24th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

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One-third of all Americans


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The number of Americans who are obese now outnumber the number of Americans who are merely overweight. One-third of all Americans are obese.

You know what that means? One out of every three people is three people.

- Jay Leno
DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Big Numbers

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February 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

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Historic Election

Former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever.

Black Republicans said they were thrilled ¦ both of them.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Historic Election

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February 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

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Barackberry

After lots of discussions with the Secret Service, President Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry. It’s a special Blackberry built just for him; they are calling it a Barackberry.

It doesn’t even have a battery ¦ it runs entirely on hope.

– Jay Leno
DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Barackberry

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February 3rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm

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Executive Closure of Gitmo

President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year.

Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.

- Jay Leno
DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Executive Order

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January 26th, 2009 at 9:40 am

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