Economy
You know how bad the economy is?
This week, Exxon Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen.
– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Economy
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Posted by tiki god
February 26th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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Sesame Street is 39 years old this week.
Who would have guessed 39 years ago, Sesame Street would still be going strong and Wall Street would wind up getting canceled?
- Jay Leno
Posted by tiki god
February 24th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
One-third of all Americans
The number of Americans who are obese now outnumber the number of Americans who are merely overweight. One-third of all Americans are obese.
You know what that means? One out of every three people is three people.
- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Big Numbers
Posted by tiki god
February 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Historic Election
Former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever.
Black Republicans said they were thrilled ¦ both of them.
– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Historic Election
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Posted by tiki god
February 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Barackberry
After lots of discussions with the Secret Service, President Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry. It’s a special Blackberry built just for him; they are calling it a Barackberry.It doesn’t even have a battery ¦ it runs entirely on hope.
– Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Barackberry
Posted by tiki god
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Executive Closure of Gitmo
President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year.
Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.
- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Executive Order
Posted by tiki god
January 26th, 2009 at 9:40 am